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This may be the closest we will ever get to the inverse of a ham sandwich.


Hmm. Would a piece of bread stuck between two slices of ham count as the inverse of a ham sandwich?
Possibly. See, the issue is terribly complex.

Greg ran a campaign wherein one of the characters had a specialty where they had cards that did things. What the card did was indicated by what a wizard wrote on it. One of the cards said simply "Inverse". Noone was sure exactly what would happen, as there are many inverses to choose from - or possibly all would occur.

Then someone said, "What if you used it on an object, say, a ham sandwich?"

Hilarity and thoughtful introspection ensued.
And the couch story is heartening. It was a ray of sunshine in my otherwise dreary day.