Bad News: I need to push it to 8.8 mph before the flux capacitor kicks in.
Good News: I have a spare key, so I can lock it while it is running.
Bad News: I need to leave it running, or I need to push-start it again.
Good News: I have a little money for the repairs.
Bad News: Corsicana does not seem to have any Honda repair shops.
So I'm hoping I can continue this list at least one spot more.